[f] LPT: just cannot manage porn? Get a mirror, grow to be the porn! 😝

49 Replies to “[f] LPT: just cannot manage porn? Get a mirror, grow to be the porn! 😝”

1. It didnt work for me. Just a chubby older dude

2. Jack off to a dude jacking off… idk kinda gay bro.

3. People pay for porn?

4. With a body as sexy as yours, a mirror is all you need 🥵🤤

5. Jut throwing this out there, but if you have a phone and the internet, free porn is relatively easy to come by.

6. I’m unable to comply – I’m not even close to as hot as you are.

7. Seems kinda narcissistic to be batting off to oneself, ngl.

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9. Would rather grab those hips 🤯

10. I tried to look at a mirror but it cracked

11. Beautiful

12. Amazing. You’re always wonderful. So sexy. When i see your body, i don’t think about sex. You’re an art. Venus statue. Beautiful.

13. You are best porn tyty 😍

14. You are the porn worth watching, Bibbity. Always spectacular

15. Who TF *pays* for porn

16. I mean …if you have internet you have Porn. Which, clearly you do.

    BIG BRAIN ME

17. Dear lord you are stunning!

18. Where is the male actor? I apply 😉

19. you’re my favorite part of Friday <3

20. Yeah. I don’t like my porn. I like this tho 😜

21. What a sexy figure!

22. Back to the best part about Friday

23. With a gorgeous body like that I would think you had men queuing up to enjoy your company

24. 1️⃣0️⃣ 👏👏👏👏👏

25. And just like that. We have motivation for the day. Slap this on a T-shirt.

26. Like that idea.

27. Will you be my porn

28. Beautiful as always

29. How am I supposed to find someone stuck in the washing machine everyday?

30. Extremely beautiful 😍

31. I would give up life to be your bitch! 🙈

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33. Great… thanks to your advice I started out as a straight guy, now I’m stuck doing gay porn. Mostly just jerking off cocks, but sometimes it gets worse… 😨

    At least the guy I work with is pretty hot… 😂😜

34. I’m pretty sure that all I need is you! 🔥 The mirror works perfectly!

35. Just Perfect

36. Porn is free.

37. Got the mirror…now I play the waiting game till the other participants show up. 🤪

    Your body is amazing. Great username btw.

38. I don’t like what’s playing in my mirror, can I use yours?

39. Easy for you to say!

40. Let’s me a porn

41. Perfect fuck goddess 🤍🔥

42. How do you walk around with a brain that big????

43. Wanna come over and watch some on my flatscreen mirror?

44. Wow!!!!!!!

45. Look like you need a buddy.

46. Easy enough when you look like that. When I look in the mirror however….

47. O my god, you are so tasty looking..

48. Great, I’ll take your advice. I’ll try later on.

49. Wow just an amazing body all around

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