My b[f] broke up with me because I was “great ample but why cease at just excellent enough”. Cheer me up please :)

47 Replies to “My b[f] broke up with me because I was “great ample but why cease at just excellent enough”. Cheer me up please :)”

1. Sounds like he’s an idiot

2. Specifically because I wasn’t skinny enough, my boobs were too big and apparently I annoy him when I’m drunk

   edit: You guys are being really hard on him and what he did does seem really dickish but he’s not a bad guy. He’s always been honest with me, even to a fault, and this was just another instance of that. I’d rather know why he didn’t want to be in a relationship than wondering for the rest of my life what he didn’t see in me. He’s great and he’s allowed to have his preferences, and I’m trying to accept that I just wasn’t what he wanted. And that it’s not a reflection of me, but him

   edit 2: Best proof I can give, sorry if you still don’t believe me since some people think I’m fishing for compliments. That’s a screenshot of a conversation we had immediately after I left: https://imgur.com/a/tUcJb

   I 100% wish I was making this up for attention though

3. Holy crap. You’re a smoke show, his loss I say.

4. You’re beautiful, and I’m sure you’re a great person too. I know how it feels, my wife is currently sleeping with another man after 8 years and 2 kids just up and left. Things will get better!

5. Body wise, you look amazing. Love the pierced nips, they get me every time!
   This guy sounds like a douchebag.

   I’m assuming that the quotations are what he said as his reason, and that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

   Don’t ever change for anyone other than yourself. You’re certainly not fat or overweight looking so I have to assume he wants a stick.

   For a better analysis we’ll have to go get drunk 😉

6. What an ass! Yours and him. 💋

7. That’s a pretty messed up thing to say. I’m sure you won’t be single for long

8. you are super hot. and your bf may be a dick.

   But, I wouldn’t want my gf to be posting nudes to get validation.

   with any break-up, it’s a good time to reflect on who you want to be. good luck!

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10. You are gorgeous! Your ex just didn’t appreciate what he had. He’ll be regretting this long after you’ve moved on and found someone better. Learn from this

11. You are perfect!! His loss our gain

12. This is going to be a sad boyfriend soon.

13. Beautiful piercings!

14. did he word it that way?

15. Wow

16. lmao

17. then it wasn’t meant to be. Don’t ever judge yourself because of someone else’s opinion.

18. Sounds like he’s looking for a 12 year old or an 80 year old. You’re too hot for him anyway.

19. He’s a douche and you need a hug 🤗

20. Lovely tits 🙂

21. hell your fantastic he wasn’t good enough for you and he’s a bitch probably sucking dick right now

22. More like he didn’t know how good he had it.

23. I’m sorry that he broke up with you in such an unkind way, and I hope you find happiness soon.

24. There’s nothing you can do about his ‘reason(s)’. Be good to yourself and better things will come into your life. This will shape you into a better person.

25. Seems he’s jerk enough. Why should you get stuck with “jerk enough”?

26. She’s clearly hot as hell, but the quote “No matter how hot she is, someone out there is sick of dealing with her shit” comes to mind.

27. You’re lucky he showed his true colors sooner rather than later. Don’t be stupid when he comes crawling back.

28. That’s boy-speak for, “I’m a douche nozzle who can’t deal with my feelings, so I’m making this about you!”

29. Hes a goddamn retard.

30. Maybe you have a bad personality.

31. You can always drink around me. 😉

32. Title is obvious horseshit.

33. You’re so perfect, I bet you’re even more beautiful with your hair down too. Chin up, you’ll be happier without him x

34. His loss.

35. Wow! You are stunning!

36. If he focused solely on your imperfections then he’s just a shitty person, I’m sure you’ll find someone who appreciates you for who you are and focuses just on the good things 🙂

37. You look amazing…..you at every attractive nothing wrong with you in my opinion…..his loss

38. Anybody who wants you to change who you are physically is totally not worth your time. Also you have perfectly big boobs and I love your piercings 🙂

39. There is a moment in his dim future where he will look back and rue the day he dumped you. You dodged a bullet.

40. Yur perfect. But I feel nipple piercings are like car wheel clamps. But some people like them.

41. I would eat you like a peach.

42. Yeah, he’s a god damn moron

43. He must be out of his mind.

44. Dude sounds like a dickhead. It’s cliche, but I believe you are definitely the better for it.

45. I think you’re beautiful. It’s his loss.

46. What an asshole, seriously, what a piece of shit!
    Fuck I’m mad.

    But I’d say it’s a good thing he broke it off, just shows you how much more you deserve and how you don’t need those kinds of toxic people in your life.

    Fuck him

47. He’s a silly cunt. You’re a 10/10 love.

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